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"☾ : Sleep headcanon
☠ : Drinking/drunk headcanon
☼ : Childhood headcanon
☯ : Genderbent headcanon
⋆ : Sex headcanon
☮ : Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon
☄ : Any AU headcanon (modern, school, medieval, and so on)
♤ : Cooking headcanon
⊕ : Talents/hobbies headcanon
☻ : Mood headcanon
✚ : health headcanon
✿ : happiness headcanon
✖ : anger headcanon
♆ : body headcanon
ϡ : mental state headcanon
ღ : love or sexuality headcanon
♡ : relationship with (give name or url)
† : religion headcanon
✄ : pet peeve headcanon
☂ : food headcanon
♒ : Any other question of your choosing"

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"Survivors have scars. Victims have graves."

— Something that I need carved in my bones. (via beagmactire)

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divawithanunspoiledagenda:

nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

*holds broom horizontally*

"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

*sweeps broom angrily*

"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT

(via o-pera-is-life)

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swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

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rachaelmakesshirts:

Beifong Metalbending Academy & Zaofu Metalbending Academy of the Arts
Which one will be your alma mater, metalbenders?

These shirts are both $14 for the first 72 hours, then $20 after that.

Omg. I WANT.

(via toxicoctopus)

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panic/anxiety attack

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

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little-miss-mango:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

Omg what if you forgot to return one?

little-miss-mango:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

Omg what if you forgot to return one?

(via caraspeme)

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theamericankid:

Where is the “stepped on lego” or “stepped on pronged plug”?

(Source: itunes.apple.com, via taking-an-apple)

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1975

1975

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thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"

a pRINTER

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youcanthandelthetruth said: 1, 86?

1. If there were one word which was automatically to your name in Google searches, which word would you want it to be

Lawyer.

86. What is something unusual about you that not a lot of people know?

Eh. I’m a Tibetan Buddhist? 

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sourcedumal:

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend


Lmfaoooo. this shop

sourcedumal:

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

Lmfaoooo. this shop

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thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: lawebloca]

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: lawebloca]

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angryjaeger:

perksofbeingafanboy:

what do people who aren’t obsessed with fictional characters do with their lives

 

(via darkelfslair)

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BEIFONG

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